HeraÕs Heifer

 

As king of all gods and goddesses, Zeus had easy access to the women of the world and took full advantage of this fact. Before and after wedding to Hera, the list of ZeusÕs lovers is long. Among the better known of these is Io, on whom Hera inflicted a most severe revenge. 

 

As soon as Zeus laid eyes on Io he lusted after her.  The maiden, who happened to be one his wifeÕs priestesses, at first rejected ZeusÕs advances.  Frustrated, he eventually forced IoÕs own father to banish her into the fields.  Here, Zeus made love to priestess as they hid from Hera beneath a blanket of thick clouds.  This plan backfired, however, as his wife grew suspicious of the clouded patch of sky.

 

So, Hera decided to come down from Olympus and do a little spying.  As she descended the mountain, the clouds began to disperse.  Thinking quickly, Zeus sought to outsmart his wife by turning Io into a heifer.

 

ÒWhat do we have here?Ó  Hera wondered upon her arrival.  She squinted her eyes knowingly at the white cow, which stood beside her husband.  Then she raised an eyebrow as she stared down the heifer the way a woman scorned would look upon her rival to quietly judge her. 

 

Zeus played dumb.  ÒI have never seen this cow before in my life,Ó he said, trying to sound innocent; but the falter in his voice was fodder for conviction.  

 

Playing along as if none the wiser, Hera asked to have the heifer as a present.  ÒWhat a beautiful thing you happened to find,Ó Hera said. ÒMy sweet and scrupulous husband,Ó she continued, now batting her eyes, Òmight I have this heifer as gift of your immeasurable love and infinite fidelity?Ó

 

Zeus chuckled and smiled sheepishly.  ÒOf course,Ó he said, as if to turn down such a reasonable request would give away his guilt.  He handed the heifer over to his wife.  

 

Hera imprisoned the cow and commissioned a hundred-eyed monster to keep watch of her, but he did not live up to his task.  Zeus, desperate for IoÕs return, sent Hermes to fetch her.  Disguised as a shepherd, Hermes had to employ all his musical talent and skill as a storyteller to lull the monster to sleep.  Many hours passed before Hermes was successful.  He killed the monster and freed Io. 

 

When Hera had discovered what happened, first she created a memorial for the slain monster by setting his eyes into the tail feathers of her favorite bird the peacock.  Then she sent a swarm of gadflies after Io.  They stung her so many times that Io went completely insane.

 

For the many years that followed, Io wondered the world aimlessly.  She came across Prometheus, who tried to comfort her, but foretold a future of still more wondering and in far more fearsome lands.  Indeed, the part of the sea where she first roamed would be named the Ionian Sea in memory of her, and at long last she would reach the Nile River. Here, by the hand of Zeus, it was said Io would return to her human form, bear Zeus a son, and live happily ever after.